Sea Monkeys and Mallomars and Nigerian Fortunes
October 29th 2007 14:24
As I get older, I realize the things that I will never see or enjoy again and, more importantly, those things that my grandchildren will probably never know.
For example, I can cite Walnut Cake from Pepperidge Farms. This sublime, fantastic cake shouted out for a cold glass of milk in its journey down the gullet. The Walnut Cake had just the correct amount of sweetness and smoothness and could always be counted on to make the day's troubles, instances of unrequited love or undone work at the office, disappear. Naturally, when such a delight appears, the creator realizes that too much happiness is not good for community morals and the product disappears. I am certain it is George Bush’s fault, or, more likely. Karl Rove
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For example, I can cite Walnut Cake from Pepperidge Farms. This sublime, fantastic cake shouted out for a cold glass of milk in its journey down the gullet. The Walnut Cake had just the correct amount of sweetness and smoothness and could always be counted on to make the day's troubles, instances of unrequited love or undone work at the office, disappear. Naturally, when such a delight appears, the creator realizes that too much happiness is not good for community morals and the product disappears. I am certain it is George Bush’s fault, or, more likely. Karl Rove
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